scouse cocks!

[beardyman]

i know, i should have known better. whatever possessed me to buy a fookin car built by scousers?

the afforementioned heap of shite is currently sat in a garage in south west france awaiting repatriation to blighty. the reason for this? the fookin clutch is fooked. this is the 2nd clutch to have failed in 8 months and 10,002 miles!

to make matters worse, the only hire car available in perpignan the day i needed it was a 1.3l opel corsa. ffs, i drive a mahoosive estate car with a 2.2l turbocharged engine, so not only did i have to try and condense all my clobber and booze into a mini, i then had to drive 1400 km from perpignan to calais in a car with half the power of mine!

fookin scouse 'norty word's!

[fettler]

You should have ditched the clobber Beardy and squeezed a few more bottles in.

[Supawooly]

Jul 21, 2009 11:10:27 GMT beardyman said:

ffs, i drive a mahoosive estate car with a 2.2l turbocharged engine

I bet it's a 'norty word'ing Volvo.

[deezel]

Jul 21, 2009 13:42:53 GMT fettler said:

You should have ditched the clobber Beardy and squeezed a few more bottles in.

Beardy's clobber looks like it's been ditched in the first place!

btw what has happened to Barry Strange, he hasn't migrated to this new home for webspazzers

[beardyman]

wooly yer geet buffoon...........since when have volvo's ever been built by scousers? besides which, if i'd bought a volvo, it wouldn't have fookin broke!

fettler, i thought of that, but then thought the wife might not appreciate being chucked out the car in favour of a couple of cases of cotes du roussillion!

and as for deezel, whilst i might not be the world's snappiest dresser, yer hardly beau brummel thi'sen! oh and strange will be along when i remember to send him the address of the refugee camp.