inn't edukashon geet!

[beardyman]

on way home this evening i called at tesco's to buy some stamps. i went to the young lady in the kiosk and asked her for " two dozen first class stamps and a dozen second class"

young lady replies " sorry, we only do them in 12's"

i kid you not!

[cuckinglager]

Evening, beardy. Its not christmas so I'm guessing you've joined a dating agency. The second class 12 must be real lookers.

[fettler]

Nah, I think he's just got lots of letters to write about his car.

Ford, DTI, Conf federation of motor manufaturers, Gordon Brown, etc, etc.